I’m pretty sure you woke up this morning asking yourself, “I wonder if DJ Khaled likes performing oral sex?” You didn’t? Well, too bad, because today I’m here to tell you that he doesn’t. Happy Friday!
Imagine being married to DJ Khaled and having to deal with him screaming “DJ Khaledddddddd” around the house all day, and dropping his “keys,” and then not being able to have dude perform a simple act of cunnilingus. And do you want to know why DJ Khaled doesn’t? For all the dumb reasons, of course. Just take a listen to this clip from The Breakfast Club:
ok so I'm convinced he has the mind of a teenage boy pic.twitter.com/epzhPjceny
— Got Student Loans Homie Quan (@howcomeyousmell) May 4, 2018
“A woman should praise the man — the king” he says. “If you holding it down for your woman I feel like the woman should praise. And a man should praise the queen. But you know, my way of praising is called, ha-ha, ‘How was dinner?’, ‘You like the house you living in? You like all them clothes you getting? I’m taking care of your family, I’m taking care of my family…’ You know, I’m putting in the work.”
“So, you’re saying you don’t go down?” the interviewer clarified.
“Nahhh. Never!” he answered, and then he said “I don’t DO that,” multiple times, before clarifying that it would not be okay if a woman refused to go down on him.
“It’s different rules for men. You gotta understand, we the king. There’s some things that y’all might not wanna do, but it got to get done. I just can’t do what you want me to do. I just can’t.”
What do you think of Khaled’s claims of…”different rules” for women? I can think of a few things that Khaled should stop eating, but then I’ll be blamed for body-shaming so I won’t. Let’s just say vagina isn’t one of them.
