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Future has been painted as hip hop’s favourite antihero. His biggest downfall is considered to be how he behaves in his (not-so) romantic relationships. Much evidence of his problematic views on women have been provided in his lyrics. His endless cases of baby mama drama also leave people confused as to whether he has been negligent or he’s being set up. Despite all this, Future tends to be praised as the patron saint of toxic masculinity, which has led to him becoming this holiday season’s hottest meme.
An assortment of photos of Future on his phone have been flooding Twitter feeds on Christmas day. These photos provide the perfect meme templates to capture that guy who uses the holidays to send deceptive texts to his ex. Under the guise of sending well wishes to you and your family, he plays the victim whose looking for something in return. He pretends to respect boundaries while stepping all over them. He crafts messages that possess semi-witty switch-arounds, like: “I know I’m the last person you want to talk to, but I still wanted to be the first to wish you a merry Christmas.” Despite these efforts to sound poetic and charming, you MUST NOT respond to his texts.
"I know I'm the last person you want to talk to, but I still wanted to be the first to wish you a merry Christmas" pic.twitter.com/IU1Cmh8yFY
— slut thief (@Dee_Ar_Jay) December 25, 2019
Merrry Christmas… This message probably gonna get aired and that’s fine. I just wanted to say this cause I had a dream about how we used to be and it made me sad that I wouldn’t be spending Christmas with the girl I lov… anyway enough of that. Hope you have a great Christmas pic.twitter.com/okOCGakiIG
— Zenitsu⚡️⚡️ (@ishola_fawaz) December 25, 2019
“Merry Christmas, I would’ve gotten you something but it’s not my place no more. Hope the family doin good.” pic.twitter.com/eBKeHgTH6B
— Chang wasanasong (@OOF_IDidItAgain) December 25, 2019
"merry christmas. I'm not even gonna check under the tree bc you were the best gift i ever got. hope you're well" pic.twitter.com/D5A7qUCEjM
— Desus Nice (@desusnice) December 25, 2019
"7pm and i still aint heard from you? Guess you done with me for real real… i aint giving up though
Merry Cxmas to you and the fam💚
Lets have our own Christmas miracle x" pic.twitter.com/0aWBGY7zyX— 🇧🇧King Future the toxicator 🇯🇲 (@RemySoSav) December 25, 2019
"even though your daughter and i couldnt make things work youll both always be a part of family. tell lil jordan he still cant beat me 1 on 1 ha! merry christmas!" pic.twitter.com/5BIelaBlFD
— 1 (@HPJArt) December 25, 2019
"We really gonna end the decade without each other huh?" pic.twitter.com/Y7DfPZgQBv
— 🇧🇧King Future the toxicator 🇯🇲 (@RemySoSav) December 25, 2019
“Tell your brother I said LeBron back on his bullshit he’ll know what it means lol. I remember that was always his favorite, like you were mine. Merry Christmas” pic.twitter.com/v7JMSInNAS
— Young Prancer 🦌 (@EricTrillman_) December 25, 2019
"My BM needed me to assemble the jungle gym for the kids before they wake up. I'm just gonna spend the night here, no biggie" pic.twitter.com/Et6VtSMlTg
— Slevin Kelevra 🏁 (@DrunkUncTony) December 25, 2019
"lol was just thinking of those cookies your mother makes. life is so short, we shouldn'lt let little things throw us off. i saw on facebook you got a promotion. i'm proud of you, you know that right?" pic.twitter.com/QJyHbax3Fv
— Desus Nice (@desusnice) December 25, 2019